zee collecione expande

new bees, lower fox jaw, and the biggest beetle ever!! love him. oh and you never know what you might find in my "jewelry box"

no pick-a-nick basket

i love this story about a grizzly in alaska completely ravaging a bush plane. he took a big ol' dump too right by the plane, i'm guessing after all the hard work. was it hungry? was it just looking for some fun? was it getting revenge for the murder of a loved one a few hunts ago?
anyway, the pilot patched up the plane with duct tape and cellophane. classic!!! the romance of the great outdoors.

on the road to awe

happy winter solstice bitches!!

the shortest day of the year or longest night depending on how you look at it. before there was jesus there was yule and we shooed away the darkness and celebrated the sun's return with partyin' in the streets!! woohoo! do something fun today- something outside. oh and you have to be naked.

noble pursuit.

wherever you go, there you are

best in show fuck off

over 35 dog breeds are on an endangered list because of the genetic defects caused by pedigree inbreeding. get smart people.

sometimes far away isn't far enough

good morning


down river from my daily fishing spot. derek took me on the tram and we just hung there mid air, mid river watching the big fish swimming upstream after the rain. i tried like hell to catch one of those salmon but i swear i was possessed by chevy chase because i ended up doing the funniest dumb shit. i was seriously attacked by hungry brambles. i ended up in the water-twice! my drag adjustment knob broke so i was reelin' in 5 ft of line for like 20 minutes! i lost my lure to the 5th snag in a 10 minute period. oh and i spilled my coveted red stripe after dropping the joint in my shoe! it was only funny towards the end. needless to say i didn't catch shit but we ate well later that week-bbq'd steelhead with plum pepper jelly from the garden. hot damn!