funny farm

yesterday i made lunch for the crew, including joy the accountant. it was a simple meal. i marinated olives in garlic and lemon juice, cooked up some pasta with homemade sauce from the pantry, made garlic bread, a nice salad from the garden. it was yummy. we all finished and were kind of just doing our own thing when all of a sudden, i felt high. it was very confusing. i didn't remember smoking anything! i went into the kitchen and told hillary. she felt high too. we were standing there wondering what the fuck and osiris walked in from the back porch. the look on his face was just perfect. we were all out of our minds!! ripped! we stood there trying to figure out what the hell happened and decided it was the pasta sauce from the pantry. it was a batch from last years canning and was labeled "G Sauce". guess the G didn't stand for garlic!
i felt pretty bad (and really good) and suddenly it dawned on me that joy the accountant must be stoned too! i got the fucking accountant stoned with lunch! when i approached her and she told me she felt weird i thought i was gonna die. she kind of started freakin' out and i was real non chalant about it all. i told her to drink some water and that she would be fine. she told me she's never even SMOKED pot before! never even smoked pot and the woman just ate some seriously strong ganga food. unwillingly!
the guilt. the giggles. the awkwardness. the desire to clean!
we were completely useless the rest of the day. we all tripped out on our own-in a blissfull disbelief that what had happened really did just happen. i stared at trees and hung out with the chickens. took photos and made flower arrangements, walked around, let the rain fall in my mouth. i don't know how joy worked like that. actually i don't think she even could. she forgot to pay us! she was afraid to drive home for christs sake! i felt so bad!
9 hours later we all went to bed still high....unbelievable.