in brambles and heart: wish it was a vampire instead

6/16/2010

wish it was a vampire instead

i gave blood today for the first time ever!!! i finally weigh enough-
oh god! all muscle though baby all muscle!
i have good veins and i didn't even get light headed!
fucking champ y'all!
osiris might have malaria from his travels to syria so he wasn't able to bloodlet. but while i teased him about the real reasons why he wasn't allowed (you know, all of the man sex and shooting up back in '76) he was good for stuffing junk food and power ade in my bag while we waited for my blood pouch to get full. good boy! we never get junk food on the farm!
anyway, we finished the day against nurse orders and got some beer and painted a new banner for our first farmers market on saturday. thank the vegetable gods! i need some socialization!
my rogue d' hiver. the blood red lettuce awaits you!!

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